Had a great day 2day .. !!!
have lots if fun playin ard, pinching, beatin .. haha .. jux tt i nv bite la .. haha .. feel lyk bittin .. bt .. lyk way too much .. anw .. went to orchard w sistax jeff .. acc him go walk in interview .. den .. went to cine watch HOW TO TRAIN UR DRAGON 3D .. !!! 是好看的咯!!!request frm sistax jeff : ask me pei him hm & to serangoon for soccer .. den frm serangoon i took bus hm .. he v TOK KONG horz .. lolx .. anw .. feel abit guilty tt i hurt him la .. i min .. d blue black etc .. haha .. wish him speedy recover ...
ps: saw Lye Soon didi @ cine, saw 2 of my anna sui regular, saw timmi .. =} so nice to see e, .. =} hapi ..
start wk tml .. my next off is next SUN .. sian sian sian .. rili needa chiong chiong chiong sales le .. ARGH .. !!!
Anw found smth interesting .. !!!
How can sex EVER be boring when every year new toys emerge?! Here are the top 10 weirdest sex toys of 2010. Some weird in a ooh-I'd-like-to-try-that good way... some others weird in a what-the-Hell way.
1. The Sqweel
Strangely enough, it looks like a supermarket price tagging machine but this contraption is a motorised wheel that will make you Squeal with delight. There are 10 velvety soft pink tongues which rotate all night and won't complain of a tired jaw.
2. The Incognito Droplet Necklace
OK, so if this is not a pair of snazzy looking stainless steel earphones... what is it? Vibrating nipple clamps which double up as a beautiful necklace (available in rose gold too!). How handy... might make long train journeys more pleasurable!.
3. The Mona
Looks like something from the IKEA kitchen catalogue but this cleverly designed vibrator has 6 distinct vibration patterns to give you the perfect G-spot stimulation.
4. Clone-A-Willy-Kit
Just when he thinks you couldn't get any freakier, you say “Just lie back and close your eyes baby... this won't hurt one bit...” Then you whip your Clone-A-Willy-Kit out! This kit allows you to make a mold of any man's penis. Then you fill the mold in with silicon... and Presto! You now have an identical mock up of his penis!
5. Simply Blown Plug
These look exactly like the bulbs for my Christmas light up last year. However, these glass beauties were designed not to light up, but to plug up. Your anus.
6. The Tenga Flip
I bet you have no idea what this is just by looking at it. Is it a Philip Stark pencil case? Musical instrument? Or perhaps the latest toy from the Star Wars series? Give up? It's a Japanese-engineered masturbation sleeve for men.
7. Pump and Cylinder Kit
This kit does exactly what it looks like it's meant to do. Temporarily expand the size of genitals and nipples, of course. You put your bits into the clear solid medical-grade plastic cylinder and then create an intense pulling sensation with the brass hand pump. Hmm...
8. Contour Q
It's a set of 2 ceramic stones, one bumpy and the other ribbed. There's not much modern technology involved in this, all you have to do is roll it back and forth on your clitoris. Best part is, once you're done, you can pop it back onto the living room display shelf and they go back to being pieces of art!
9. BlowGuard
It's a flesh coloured mouth guard, that has a mini bullet vibrator in font. It is supposed to take the work out of blow jobs... but quite frankly, it looks embarrassing. How can anyone feel sexy after slipping that into her mouth. Not to mention the constant acute vibration against your two front teeth!
10. Fundies
Two times the fun wrapped up in one! If you have to resort to whipping these fundies out to boost your sex life. I think you're officially in a huge rut!